The stairway to fitness...

"The progress over the last week has been remarkable", says Pete's fitness guru, Hused Iymeh Phatas. "In the last week, he has covered over 200 kilometres between 40 pubs and a couple of gallons of stout. Kerala needs to sit up and stock up to the exploits of a legend like him. This week, our mission is to have him climb up the stairs of the Covent Garden tube station,sober. I don't anticipate any problems - I just hope he gets a valid tube ticket this time."

RK Bureau